Microsoft Unveils…A Box!

On the slowest news day in the history of humanity, Microsoft has opted to send its PR missionaries out among the masses to promote, get this, a box.

"The final box art for 'Mass Effect' has just been released, and is now available for download," Microsoft's flacks announced today. "We wanted to provide you a glimpse at BioWare?s highly-anticipated, epic science-fiction action and role-playing game 'Mass Effect.'"

For all those who've woken in a cold sweat, gripping the sheets, and wondering when Microsoft was finally going to come out and announce the box art for Mass Effect was available for download, your long-standing anguish and soul-wrenching torment is finally at its end.