Creepin’ 4 God

It would be nice to herald Tribulation Knights as the video game industry's first big bombshell for 2007, but that would be a lie, and lies, frankly, make baby Jesus cry.

Instead, let's just say God goes stealthy in this recently announced PC game. You play as a post-rapture Knight with a high-tech slingshot trying to save Christians from persecution by sneaking around in the third-person perspective. The game's developers have stated there will be no shooting and killing of characters in the game, which means that everyone who plays Knights will be sorely disappointed when they turn their hero's slingshot on the first enemy they see.

According to the developers, Knights also "promotes good morals and values" and "serves as a warning to those who are not yet saved, that life will be difficult after the rapture."