BioShock Therapy, Please

Spring 2007 is a long time, too long indeed, to wait for a game with a homicidal, diver-helmet wearing character named "Mr. Bubbles" in it.

The first-person shooter BioShock captured everyone's hearts at this year's E3. The creepy game features an ecology system where creatures play off one another for survival, and special "Plasmid" stations that give the player superpowers, much like my uncanny mutant ability to make 13 items seem like 12 at the supermarket's express checkout line.


Read more about BioShock here. And goodnight, Mr. Bubbles, wherever you are.