Nintendo 64!!!!!!!

I regret that I will never achieve the level of happiness this small boy obtained on this one most joyous Christmas morning...

Now, as Captain Bringdown, I must officially note that childhood dies, and a small boy's love of the Nintendo 64 eventually turns into a young man's lust for $$$. And, without his life-long friend, Puff could not be brave.

So Puff that mighty dragon sadly slipped into his cave.

Watch childhood wither, and die.