Games of the Show! (This Minute)

As a whole, game writers are not prone to hyperbole. That said, Final Fantasy XIII and Final Fantasy Versus XIII will cure your acne, crush your enemies, and make every day seem like it was Christmas and your birthday.

Square Enix showed off not one, but two PlayStation 3 Final Fantasy titles yesterday and both, it can be said fairly and honestly, are better than a thousand trips to Disneyland or winning the lottery consecutively 50 times. When these games come out, all of mankind will be united under the banner of peace and harmony. Plus, you know, everything will taste exactly like chocolate...