Last week, Patton Oswalt presented his now famed proposal for “Star Wars: Episode VII” and he won the internet. As is traditional on the World Wide Web, the slate is wiped clean every week for a new successor to take over this crazy series of tubes.
Ladies and gentlemen, we have our winner.
If you have heard of the internet, you probably know that last week, a sharply worded internal email from a sorority found its way out into the world, and we were all introduced to the term “c— punt.”
This week, Michael Shannon (via Funny or Die) continued the long tradition of dramatic reads with a take on this new email sensation. There’s one thing you need to know about Shannon. The man cannot half-ass a role, and he makes no exception for internet memes.
Check out the video above and get ready to send it to everyone you know.