Movie characters are people too. Well, they’re imaginary people for the most part, but that doesn’t mean that they don’t have a few aspects of their lifestyles that they’d like to change in 2013.
With so many great characters in the year 2012 (you can find out Top Ten here), there are more than a few that have some stuff they can work on in 2013.
Here are the New Years resolutions for the movie characters of 2012!
Batman from “The Dark Knight Rises”
Stop trusting clearly evil people.
Thor from “Avengers”
Stop falling for that disappearing Loki trick.
Maya from “Zero Dark Thirty”
Catch up on Season One of “Homeland.”
Spider-Man from “The Amazing Spider-Man”
Try to keep the mask on more often.
Abraham Lincoln from “Lincoln”
Find more situations in which to use that “Clothed in immense power” line. It rocks.
Anna Karenina from “Anna Karenina”
Be more careful when crossing train tracks.
Freddie Quell from “The Master”
Cut back on drinking…water.
Calvin Candie from “Django Unchained”
Be more wary of handshakes from enemies.
Katniss Everdeen from “The Hunger Games”
Pay more respect to fine wood furnishings.
Young Joe from “Looper”
Invest in Rogaine now.