‘Scary Movie 5′ Casts Mike Tyson, Even More Reality TV B-Listers

Scary Movie 5” seems to have gathered together every celebrity we never expected to see in one movie together.

The latest to join the cast of the long-running comedy franchise are Mike Tyson, Audrina Patridge and Kendra Wilkinson. Blackfilm.com reports that the trio will join the likes of Lindsay Lohan, Charlie Sheen, Ashley Tisdale, Molly Shannon, Terry Crews, Heather Locklear and Kate Walsh in the horror film spoof. Like we said, this isn’t a cast that you see every day.

We’ve already seen Lohan and Sheen in bed together (literally) in the new film, so we know that this project isn’t afraid to mock its talent if need be. But considering this impressive line-up of actors we don’t take especially seriously, we’re wondering who is even left for director Malcolm Lee to add to this project?

The easiest answer is Mel Gibson. We know he and Sheen are sort of two sides to the same crazy coin right now — and we know that Gibson is already playing a similarly off-the-wall part in Robert Rodriguez’s “Machete Kills” — but we would love nothing more than to see him pop up in this new movie. Maybe toss in Kathy Griffin or Matthew Perry (goodness but we’re still so sick of hearing about “Go On”) for good measure, and then round out the celebrity pot with a healthy dose of Courtney Stodden, and Lee will have himself a cast that will go down in the annals of “Scary Movie” history.

“Scary Movie 5″ comes out April 19, 2013.

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