‘Prometheus’ Engineer Creates Life Of The Party

Who would have guessed that a party for the video release of “Prometheus” would hold answers to the origin of our species? There is undeniable evidence in the photographs that have surfaced from the event at The Beats Store that the Engineers created mankind in their own image, for they also love dropping sick beats.

We hear from sources inside the part that the Engineer provided the tunes for the event. One brave party guest worked up the courage to request a Ke$ha song, but the Engineer promptly ripped off his head.

Thanks to Super Punch for the tip.