Michael Shannon Is Available For Hire In New After Hours

Loneliness can drive a man to do some crazy things. In the case of MTV News’ Josh Horowitz, a desperate need for companionship leads him to call upon the services of the “Premium Rush” star and the summer’s craziest villain, Michael Shannon, in the latest edition of After Hours.

What? Did you think Michael Shannon was some kind of non-non-sexual escort? That’s disgusting. I’m honestly kind of grossed out by that. You’re sick.