'Anchorman 2' Teasers Debut In Today's Twitter-Wood

America's favorite anchormen have returned to once again get classy, down scotch and make us all double over in laughter. Will Ferrell, Steve Carell, Paul Rudd and David Koechner reprise their roles in two new teaser trailers to give fans a taste of what we can expect in "Anchorman: The Legend Continues."

The Funny or Die video opens with a voiceover saying, "In the age when the dinosaurs' roar greeted the dawn and apes rode the winged horse across the valley of Eli, there was a lone stranger who offered comfort, wisdom and overly sexual neck massages. It was said that he would one day return. That day has come."

That lone stranger is, of course, Ron Burgundy. "Hey America, did you miss my hot breath in your ear?" he says.

Yes, actually, we really did. The rest of the anchormen sound off on what we have to look forward to in the sequel. Champ Kind (Koechner) mentions machine guns and boobies, while Brian Fantana warns, "Oh, it's gonna get stanky." Brick Tamland, with his side part, massive glasses, and tie clip provides his usual irrelevant information—much to Ron's chagrin—saying, "In this movie, we play witches."

Ron takes over to clarify Brick's statement. "Look, it's gonna be a fun movie," he says. "It's time to do it again, but this time I'm on top."

In the next teaser, the broadcasters prompt us to prepare to ride the palomino stallion, look out for a hot tub full of scotch and get ready to cream our jeans. Once again, Brick is still struggling to speak as he simply repeats Brian's jean creaming statement using different wording. After Ron gives up trying to help Brick along, Mr. Burgundy ends with: "Ain't this an old fashion shot to the nut sack?" It sure is, Ron.

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