Call The Kevin Smith Hotline Today!

Do you have a question? Need some advice and you just don’t know where to turn? Have a shameful fiction-based sexual fantasy that needs satisfying? Well, my friend, you no longer need to fear. Kevin Smith is here with a brand new advice help line.

Call him any time you have a question about writing, directing, or are just a little lonely and need a “Star Wars” referencing freaky encounter. “I want to slit you open like a tauntaun, slip inside and get all so, so warm like Han Solo did for Luke,” Smith says in a special free preview.

What would you ask Kevin Smith? Let us know in the comments below and on Twitter!