Ashton Kutcher In ‘Two And A Half Men’ And ‘Bridesmaids’ Hits Theaters In Today’s Twitter-Wood

It’s official: Ashton Kutcher is replacing Charlie Sheen on “Two and a Half Men.” The “That ’70s Show” actor teased his involvement late last night on Twitter, which prompted a flurry of cheers and jeers from several of his Hollywood peers. Winning? We’ll see.

Speaking of winning, “Bridesmaids” hits theaters this weekend, and people are rightfully excited to see the Kristen Wiig-starring comedy. Reviews have been glowing and praise from celebs in the Twitter-Wood community continues to flow.

I’m @roundhoward and this is Twitter-Wood for May 13, 2011.

Two and a Half Ashtons, Part 1: @aplusk what’s the square root of 6.25?
-Ashton Kutcher, actor (“Two and a Half Men”)

Two and a Half Ashtons, Part 2: @ActuallyNPH Ashton’s replacing Charlie? Good times! CBS shindigs just got much easier on the eyes…
-Neil Patrick Harris, actor (“Harold and Kumar”)

Two and a Half Ashtons, Part 3: @TomArnold Is it me or did @ashtonkutcher just get Punk’d?
-Tom Arnold, actor (“True Lies”)

Two and a Half Ashtons, Part 4: @BrianLynch Ashton Kutcher is in negotiations to help continue my perfect track record of not ever watching TWO AND A HALF MEN.
-Brian Lynch, writer (“Hop”)

Two and a Half Ashtons, Part 5: @jonhurwitz Just found out Ashton Kutcher is joining Two and a Half Men. Haven’t been this excited since learning James Franco was hosting the Oscars!
-Jon Hurwitz, director (“American Reunion”)

Two and a Half Ashtons, Part 6: @DamonLindelof “Kutchered” has now officially replaced “Darrened” in the TV Lexicon. Boo ya.
-Damon Lindelof, writer (“Lost”)

“Bridesmaids,” Part 1: @GhostPanther Wow. Stellar reviews for Bridesmaids. Congrats to Wig, Rudolph and Feig! Can’t wait to see it.
-Adam McKay, director (“Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy”)

“Bridesmaids,” Part 2: @ebertchicago Women can get drunk and be crude, too. And funny. My review of “Bridesmaids.”
-Roger Ebert, film critic (“At the Movies”)

“Bridesmaids,” Part 3: @simonpegg Bridesmaids opens today in the US. Go see why Kristen Wiig is arguably the funniest human being on earth. Hilarious movie from @paulfeig.
-Simon Pegg, actor (“Paul”)

“Bridesmaids,” Part 4: @paulfeig If it’s not too dorky, can I ask you guys to take a pic of any ticket lines or full theaters for Bridesmaids this weekend & tweet it to me?
-Paul Feig, director (“Bridesmaids”)

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