Excepting Arnold and Maria’s breakup, the focus amongst film stars and writers on Twitter is fairly scattered today. One comedian has a reminder about The Lonely Island’s new album, while another reflects on how little the world has changed in light of Osama bin Laden’s death.
I’m @roundhoward and this is Twitter-Wood for May 10, 2011.
Arnold & Maria, Part 1: @rainnwilson Arnold Schwarzenegger and Maria Shriver are getting a divorce? STEROID SPANKING PARTIES!!!
-Rainn Wilson, actor (“The Office,” “Super”)
Arnold & Maria, Part 2: @JamesUrbaniak Tabloids race to be first to go with “Hasta La Vista, Baby.”
-James Urbaniak, actor (“The Venture Bros.”)
Arnold & Maria, Part 3: @pattonoswalt “@andylevy: LA Times: Arnold Schwartzenegger and Maria Shriver have separated. http://t.co/KNWOSr2 // Maria got my Build-A-Bear!
-Patton Oswalt, actor (“Ratatouille,” “Caprica”)
Arnold & Maria, Part 4: @BrianLynch Arnold probably put in TOTAL RECALL, waited until “Consider that a divorce” and then said “hahahaha that was ad-libbed, speaking of…”
-Brian Lynch, writer (“Hop”)
The Lonely Island: @sethmeyers21 “Turtleneck & Chain” from @thelonelyisland available today. Go to ITunes and enjoy that shizz.
-Seth Meyers, comedian (“Saturday Night Live”)
Osama Reflections: @SethMacFarlane Just spilled coffee, got a parking ticket and misplaced my cell phone. Thought Osama’s death would put an end to all that s***.
-Seth MacFarlane, writer (“Ted,” “Family Guy”)
Tarantino Dream-Casting: @sutterink my secret dream is to be cast in a tarantino film as an imaginative malevolent psychopath with a good heart… ya know, play myself.
-Kurt Sutter, writer (“Sons of Anarchy,” “Southpaw”)
The Age of Innocence: @DamonLindelof Just got new TOY STORY 3 playset. My 4 Year-Old: “What does it say on Woody’s foot?” Me: “China.” Him: “It’s supposed to say ’Andy!'”
-Damon Lindelof, writer (“Lost,” “Prometheus”)
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