‘Thor’ Soars, ‘The Beaver’ Bombs And Mother’s Day Celebration In Today’s Twitter-Wood

Thor” brought all of its signature lightning to bear upon moviegoers this weekend, lighting up the box office with an impressive $66 million debut. Though some had their issues with Marvel’s latest superhero release, many of the actors and writers lurking about Twitter-Wood expressed their overall satisfaction with the Asgardian adventure.

While it was “Thor” that dominated the box office, Mother’s Day took plenty of deserved attention for itself. Several Hollywood players were celebrating the holiday for themselves, while others offered some dirty (but good-natured) jokes instead of well-wishes.

Plus, who didn’t much care for “The Beaver”? The answer to that and more rests past the jump.

I’m @roundhoward and this is Twitter-Wood for May 9, 2011.

“Thor” Rules, Part 1: @SethGreen Nice job this weekend big guy #AvengersAssemble http://twitpic.com/4ve7ob
-Seth Green, actor (“Austin Powers,” “Enemy of the State”)

“Thor” Rules, Part 2: @simonpegg Well done Kenneth Brannagh for a blistering Thor opening. Heard the worldwide takings were stellar. Norse one.
-Simon Pegg, actor (“Paul,” “Shaun of the Dead”)

“Thor” Rules, Part 3: @thebrianposehn Saw Thor last night. Liked it, the “funny” moments really fell flat for me. Dug Asgard and Thor, Loki, Heimdall and the warriors 3.
-Brian Posehn, comedian (“The Sarah Silverman Show”)

“Thor” Rules, Part 4: @OfficialKat CONAN O’BRIEN WILL SAY WORDS TO ME TOMORROW. ON PURPOSE. EYE CONTACT NOT GUARANTEED, BUT I’LL SEE WHAT I CAN DO #THOR #EXCITED
-Kat Dennings, actor (“Thor,” “The 40-Year-Old Virgin”)

Bye Bye “Beaver”: JoshMalina At bedtime I gather the family and read the box office receipts of THE BEAVER aloud. Puts us all in a great mood, and we’re sleeping better!
-Joshua Malina, actor (“The West Wing”)

Real Live “Fast Five”: @paulwalker47 3am crusin’. #yeahbuddy
-Paul Walker, actor (“Fast Five”)

Happy Mother’s Day, Part 1: @jessicaalba Thx 4 all the mothers day wishes! Off to bed… Sweet dreams my fellow mommies hope u had a wonderful day!
-Jessica Alba, actor (“Spy Kids 4,” “Machete”)

Happy Mother’s Day, Part 2: @pattonoswalt Yo mama so loving & praise-worthy they had to set aside a whole day for you t’send that b**** flowers ’n’ s***.
-Patton Oswalt, actor (“Ratatouille”)

Happy Mother’s Day, Part 3: @paulfeig Got a Mothers Day card from the dump I took this morning. I guess technically I’m its mother. #mywifehatesthisjoke #imsorryhoney
-Paul Feig, director (“Bridesmaids”)

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