Meanwhile, the Tony nominations were announced and “South Park” creators Trey Parker and Matt Stone’s “The Book of Mormon” leads the pack, making one filmmaker a very happy camper. And it turns out that “Fast Five” is capable of more than making money — it also kills boredom.
I’m @roundhoward and this is Twitter-Wood for May 3, 2011.
OBL, Part 1: @denisleary Bet Bin Laden regrets not developing a dialysis machine / rocket launcher right about now.
-Denis Leary, comedian/actor (“Rescue Me,” “Demolition Man”)
OBL, Part 2: @AlbertBrooks Trump demanding to see Bin Laden death certificate. #binladen
-Albert Brooks, actor/writer/comedian (“Finding Nemo,” “Broadcast News”)
OBL, Part 3: @joerogan They buried Osama out to sea right after Japan released radioactive water into the ocean. This has the makings of an awesome monster movie
-Joe Rogan, comedian (“Zookeeper,” “The Man Show”)
OBL, Part 4: @michaelianblack Just deployed Navy Seal Team Six on my WAISTLINE!!!
-Michael Ian Black, actor/comedian (“Wet Hot American Summer,” “The State”)
Tony Awards: @paulfeig Huge congrats to @joshgad and everyone involved with The Book of Mormon for all the Tony noms! It should win every award ever invented.
-Paul Feig, writer/director (“Bridesmaids,” “Unaccompanied Minors”)
’Fast Five’ Boredom Repellant: @DougBenson FAST FIVE yourself. RT @thebrianposehn @DougBenson What if I’m bored with 3 days to kill in Detroit? Also, I’m dumb and like s—– movies.
-Doug Benson, comedian (“Best Week Ever,” “The Sarah Silverman Program”)
Career Recognition Fail: @JohnStamos MAYBE ONE OF MY FAVORITE TWEETS EVER RT @izalittlebroken @JohnStamos you ever done anything else since who’s the boss?
-John Stamos, actor (“Full House,” not “Who’s the Boss?”)
Sad Keanu Strikes Back: @madlyv Make you own #sadkeanu ! http://www.geekosystem.com/how-to-make-sad-keanu-cut-outs/
-Virginia Madsen, actress (“Sideways,” “Candyman”)
Hugh Jask-man: @RealHughJackman Doing a live Q&A on Facebook this Wednesday, May 4 at 4pm PST & will be answering ur questions. Submit & stream here: http://on.fb.me/jkzNAD
-Hugh Jackman, actor (“X-Men,” “The Prestige”)
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