Osama Bin Laden, ‘Book Of Mormon’ Tony Nominations And ‘Fast Five’ Healing Powers In Today’s Twitter-Wood

Two days have passed since the world learned that Osama bin Laden has been killed, but the conversation rages on within the Hollywood community — on Twitter, at least. One star gave some thoughts to the terrorist leader’s final regrets, while another comedian wants to deploy the team that killed bin Laden on a different but no less dangerous mission.

Meanwhile, the Tony nominations were announced and “South Park” creators Trey Parker and Matt Stone’s “The Book of Mormon” leads the pack, making one filmmaker a very happy camper. And it turns out that “Fast Five” is capable of more than making money — it also kills boredom.

I’m @roundhoward and this is Twitter-Wood for May 3, 2011.

OBL, Part 1: @denisleary Bet Bin Laden regrets not developing a dialysis machine / rocket launcher right about now.
-Denis Leary, comedian/actor (“Rescue Me,” “Demolition Man”)

OBL, Part 2: @AlbertBrooks Trump demanding to see Bin Laden death certificate. #binladen
-Albert Brooks, actor/writer/comedian (“Finding Nemo,” “Broadcast News”)

OBL, Part 3: @joerogan They buried Osama out to sea right after Japan released radioactive water into the ocean. This has the makings of an awesome monster movie
-Joe Rogan, comedian (“Zookeeper,” “The Man Show”)

OBL, Part 4: @michaelianblack Just deployed Navy Seal Team Six on my WAISTLINE!!!
-Michael Ian Black, actor/comedian (“Wet Hot American Summer,” “The State”)

Tony Awards: @paulfeig Huge congrats to @joshgad and everyone involved with The Book of Mormon for all the Tony noms! It should win every award ever invented.
-Paul Feig, writer/director (“Bridesmaids,” “Unaccompanied Minors”)

’Fast Five’ Boredom Repellant: @DougBenson FAST FIVE yourself. RT @thebrianposehn @DougBenson What if I’m bored with 3 days to kill in Detroit? Also, I’m dumb and like s—– movies.
-Doug Benson, comedian (“Best Week Ever,” “The Sarah Silverman Program”)

Career Recognition Fail: @JohnStamos MAYBE ONE OF MY FAVORITE TWEETS EVER RT @izalittlebroken @JohnStamos you ever done anything else since who’s the boss?
-John Stamos, actor (“Full House,” not “Who’s the Boss?”)

Sad Keanu Strikes Back: @madlyv Make you own #sadkeanu ! http://www.geekosystem.com/how-to-make-sad-keanu-cut-outs/
-Virginia Madsen, actress (“Sideways,” “Candyman”)

Hugh Jask-man: @RealHughJackman Doing a live Q&A on Facebook this Wednesday, May 4 at 4pm PST & will be answering ur questions. Submit & stream here: http://on.fb.me/jkzNAD
-Hugh Jackman, actor (“X-Men,” “The Prestige”)

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