Natalie Portman, JFK Flights And Amber Portwood In Today’s Twitter-Wood

Lots of posters in the Twitter-Wood feed seemed to be shocked about one thing or another today, whether it was Michael Ian Black reacting to news of Natalie Portman’s pregnancy or David Spade commenting on Amber Portwood’s domestic battery charge.

Meanwhile, Paul Feig didn’t seem shocked about his problems flying out of JFK yesterday so much as he was concerned with figuring out alternative means to get to London, Judd Apatow was afraid of how “Rabbit Hole” might make him feel, and Omar Doom likely frightened some people with the money he’s been trying to use.

I’m @brianwarmoth, and this is Twitter-Wood for December 28, 2010.

Twitter Pic of the Day:
@tubatron Various sketches I did from Ye Olde Simpsons Shorts days. I liked making them yell.
-David Silverman, Director (“The Simpsons Movie,” “Monsters, Inc.”)

@OfficialKat How to fix problems, Kat Dennings style
-Kat Dennings, Actress (“Nick and Norah’s Infinite Playlist,” “The House Bunny”)

@michaelianblack Natalie Portman pregnant!?! And here I thought she was just really, really fat.
-Michael Ian Black, Writer/Actor (“Run Fatboy Run,” “Wet Hot American Summer”)

@justinchon homeles guy just asked me if he could use my phone..i asked where you callin to…he says germany…i said gimme my phone back motherf***er
-Justin Chon, Actor (“Twilight,” “Eclipse”)

@DavidSpade what was that teen mom amber portwood arrested for? underage tanning? thank god, .. i almost called the cops myself. tannervention asap
-David Spade, Actor (“Joe Dirt,” “Tommy Boy”)

@JuddApatow I want to watch Rabbit Hole but I scared. I am not sure I am in the mood to be devastated. I know it will be awesome. Excited but fearful.
-Judd Apatow, Writer/Director/Producer (“The 40 Year Old Virgin,” “Freaks and Geeks”)

@paulfeig My flight to London is hours delayed. Find myself wondering if I could more easily just swim there from JFK. My bags do float, after all.
-Paul Feig, Actor (“Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story,” “Knocked Up”)

@OmarDoom Had no idea it’d be so hard to get rid of this blood stained 20 dollar bill. Girl just asked her supervisor first
-Omar Doom, Actor (“Inglourious Basterds,” “Death Proof”)

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