Lindsay Lohan, Spider-Man And 3-D TV's For Christmas In Today's Twitter-Wood

Lindsay LohanThe Spider-Man musical punchlines have not yet subsided, and I doubt they will before 2010 ends at this rate. "Break a leg" references and Green Goblin involvement behind the scenes have been the most popular choices today.

Also trending today was Lindsay Lohan after a Betty Ford Center employee accused the actress of battery and was subsequently fired for sharing confidential information with the press. Scope out some reactions after the jump, along with an update on what Russell Brand did with his new 3-D TV.

I'm @brianwarmoth, and this is Twitter-Wood for December 22, 2010.

Twitter Pic of the Day:

@alyankovic Road reflectors… or subliminal advertising from Big Tobacco?

-"Weird Al" Yankovic, Musican/Writer/Actor ("UHF," "Weird: The Al Yankovic Story")

@rustyrockets I bought an HD 3d TV for Christmas. I now have an incredibly vivid transvestite in the living room.

-Russell Brand, Actor ("Get Him to the Greek," "Forgetting Sarah Marshall")

@ManMadeMoon What is the opposite of Korean? Cause whatever it is, thats what I am at Starcraft II.

-Duncan Jones, Director ("Moon," "Source Code")

Lindsay Lohan pt. 1: @denisleary Lindsay sneaks out of rehab, drinks, sneaks back into rehab & punches employee. In other words - Tuesday.

-Denis Leary, Actor ("Ice Age," "Rescue Me")

Lindsay Lohan pt. 2: @robluketic Dear Mrs Ford, Residents r allowed 2 go "out on the town"!? Massive fail. FAIL. Betty would be turning in her grave. Shame, and FAIL!

-Robert Luketic, Director ("21," "Legally Blonde")

Spider-Man pt. 1: @nicholasstoller Warning: if you get this: "You're cordially invited to opening night of Spiderman: TOTD. Should be a KILLER performance!-GG." Don't go!

-Nicholas Stoller, Writer ("Gulliver's Travels," "Get Him to the Greek")

Spider-Man pt. 2: @BrentSpiner Another actor injured in "SpiderMan" musical. They won't be happy till everyone on stage and in the audience is dead.

-Brent Spiner, Actor ("The Master of Disguise," "Star Trek: The Next Generation")

@FINALLEVEL Someone asked me, If I were President of The United States. What would be the first thing I'd do..I'd say "Show me the Aliens & secret shit

-Ice-T, Actor ("New Jack City," "Law and Order: SVU")

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