‘Breaking Dawn,’ Arsenic-Based Life And ‘Yogi Bear’ In Today’s Twitter-Wood

If you don’t follow comedian Neil Hamburger’s (alter ego of Gregg Turkington) Twitter account you’ve missed a golden month in the age of tweet humor. He’s currently coming off a marathon of arbitrarily ripping into Axe body spray for insufficiently observing Tom Bosley’s death, and yesterday he and Tim Heidecker launched a nuclear barrage of fake allegations against “Yogi Bear.”

In other realms of the Twittersphere, NASA’s press conference about a new form of life captured many posters’ imaginations, including those of Michael Ian Black and John August, who each reacted to the announcement differently. Find out what they said and who’s about to get down to work on “Breaking Dawn.”

I’m @brianwarmoth, and this is Twitter-Wood for December 2, 2010.

Twitter Pic of the Day:
@neilhimself And they ask why I consider @thatKevinSmith to be my monstrous nemesis: http://twitpic.com/3a3rq3
-Neil Gaiman, Writer (“Stardust,” “Coraline”)

@peterfacinelli Start work tomorrow on Breaking Dawn… Looking forward to bring Carlisle back from the dead.
-Peter Facinelli, Actor (“Eclipse,” “Nurse Jackie”)

“Yogi Bear” pt. 1: @Neil_Hamburger George W. Bush in “Decision Points”: “Say what you will, but no Yogi Bear movie was released during my 8-year Presidency”. #true
-Neil Hamburger/Gregg Turkington, Actor (“Tenacious D in The Pick of Destiny”)

“Yogi Bear” pt. 2: @timheidecker AP: North Korea now pointing all missiles at 12:30 screening of #yogibear movie in Sherman Oaks #worldpeace
-Tim Heidecker, Writer/Actor/Director (“Tom Goes to Mayor,” “Tim and Eric Awesome Show, Great Job!”)

“Yogi Bear” pt. 3: @pattonoswalt @timheidecker and @Neil_Hamburger tweets about upcoming YOGI BEAR release alarming and helpful.
-Patton Oswalt, Actor (“Ratatouille,” “Big Fan”)

@ManMadeMoon Qatar wins bid for 2022 World cup. Will build 9 new stadiums at a cost of 4Bn$. They have a population of 1.7M. Thats gonna be useful then.
-Duncan Jones, Director (“Moon,” “Source Code”)

NASA pt. 1: @michaelianblack NASA has found arsenic-based life form. This explains Perez Hilton.
-Michael Ian Black, Writer/Actor (“Run Fatboy Run,” “Wet Hot American Summer”)

NASA pt. 2: @johnaugust NASA discovers bacteria that thrives on diet of poison. His name: John McCain.
-John August, Writer/Director (“Big Fish,” “The Nines”)

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