As we learned yesterday, the first teaser trailer for "The Smurfs" arrives today. If your hopes are high, dial them back. There's no Gargamel. There's no NPH (except for his intro) or Jayma Mays. There aren't really any Smurfs even-- just a brief glimpse at the end. I suppose that's why it's called a teaser. Do you feel teased? Also... Tone Loc?