"Machete" director Robert Rodriguez dropped a new trailer for his upcoming shouldn't-be-real-but-is movie on Ain't It Cool News today. There's nothing not to like about this mash-up of clips, titled "Illegal." Just about every member of star Danny Trejo's amazing supporting cast is highlighted, from Robert De Niro to Steven Seagal to Lindsay Lohan to Cheech Marin. Let's not forget about Jeff Fahey either; between this and "Lost," "Lawnmower Man" is definitely due for a renaissance. The video isn't embeddable -- and it might contain a cuss word or two -- but you can find it in all of its trashy-beautiful glory over on AICN.