In my capacity as MTV Movies Blog editor, I see a fairly broad cross-section of trailers, fan-made shorts, promotional spots and the like. This one blows them all away. These are things that might actually happen in the video below:
* A CG polar bear creates a lightsaber hockey stick out of thin air.
* An Arctic icebreaker is sliced in half by said hockey stick.
* A squadron of bear-piloted fighter jets bomb multiple universities.
* The world explodes.