Where would the world be without "Saturday Night Live"? Where would "Twilight" parodies be? MTV Video Music Awards winner Taylor Swift hosted the sketch comedy show over the weekend, and she contributed to this hilarious send-up of "Twilight," entitled "Firelight." The elevator pitch: vampires are yesterday's news-- we're all about the Franks (short for Frankensteins) these days.
Imagine a world where this "Firelight" was a real movie. I can just picture a whole legion of Firelighters sending the wrong idea out across the world. In other words, it's a good thing -- for everyone -- that Stephenie Meyer's first book was called "Twilight."