'Eclipse' Reveals, Eli Roth's Advice And 'Hot Fuzz' Slash Fiction In Today's Twitter-Wood

Lucky you, Movies Blog readers! Not only do you get a second helping of Twitter-Wood reportage today; I also come bearing the answer your last-minute Halloween costume plans if you've been pondering how to pull the perfect outfit together from Quentin Tarantino's "Inglourious Basterds." Eli Roth tweeted a helpful diagram for anyone looking to replicate his Sgt. Donny Donowitz look, which helped earn his character his racy nickname "The Bear Jew."

In other sanitized-for-the-sake-of-this-column tweeting, Edgar Wright, Simon Pegg and Nick Frost collaborated on a slash fiction parody of their movie "Hot Fuzz," today, which apparently gained a lot of followers for Wright. Check out the barely family friendly ones after the jump, along with the "Eclipse" reveal planned for the "Twilight" Twitter account, Aziz Ansari's amusement park adventures and Jason Reitman's breakfast with the Chemical Brothers. It's all in the Twitter-Wood report for October 19, 2009.

Twitter-Pic of the Day:

@eliroth http://twitpic.com/m5iq9 - For everyone who's been asking, here's how to do the perfect Bear Jew costume. Happy Halloween!

-Eli Roth, Actor/Writer/Director ("Hostel," "Inglourious Basterds")

"Hot Fuzz" pt 1: @simonpegg @edgarwright "said Danny as he unbuttoned Angel's police issue riot suit"

-Simon Pegg, Actor ("Shaun of the Dead," "Star Trek")

"Hot Fuzz" pt 2: @edgarwright @simonpegg @nickjfrost Danny and Angel grinned as they tackled the shoplifter. There was no reason to hold him down so long. Or was there..?

-Edgar Wright, Director ("Shaun of the Dead," "Scott Pilgrim vs. The World")

"Hot Fuzz" pt 3: @nickjfrost @edgarwright 'swing away!" Said Danny. They laughed at the memory of going to see signs together one afternoon.

-Nick Frost, Actor ("Shaun of the Dead," "The Adventures of Tintin: The Secret of the Unicorn")

"Hot Fuzz" pt 4: @edgarwright Am off out now. Good night all. Hands up who still wants a HOT FUZZ sequel.

@jeremypiven Hard to watch my bears beat themselves tonight! 2 fumbles in a row and an illegal motion on the goal line?

-Jeremy Piven, Actor ("The Goods: Live Hard, Sell Hard," "Entourage")

"Twilight" pt 1: @Twilight When @Twilight gets up to 200K followers...

"Twilight" pt 2: @Twilight ...you guys get the #Eclipse title treatment. :)

@Jon_Favreau Thanks for all the birthday wishes. For those keeping score, my age today is 43.

-Jon Favreau, Actor/Director ("Elf," "Iron Man")

@azizansari F---! I'm at Jurassic Park the ride and the raptors are all dressed like Michael Myers!! What next??!

-Aziz Ansari, Actor ("Funny People," "Get Him to the Greek")

@JasonReitman Just had birthday breakfast with Tom and Ed - the Chemical Brothers. Nice reminder that brilliance can come in the shape of normal dudes.

-Jason Reitman, Writer/Director ("Juno," "Thank You For Smoking")

@freddurst Just finished a new song called BRING IT. Sort of sounds like Barry Manilow meets Rakim.

-Fred Durst, Actor/Director/Musician ("The Education of Charlie Banks," "The Longshots")

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