Today's Twitter-Wood report is light on variety, but with good cause. Bob Saget's new lady-love took the TwitPic prize, though Eliza Dushku followed close behind for shouting out to her "Dollhouse" fans. There's also a mini-update from "Twilight" star Peter Facinelli and a Brett Ratner burn from writer Brian Lynch. The highlight though is an exchange between pals Jason Reitman, Edgar Wright and Diablo Cody. Mr. Wright made some comments about the upcoming John Travolta/Robin Williams-starring family comedy "Old Dogs" and he caught some heat for it. Hilarity, of course, ensues. I'm @geminibros and this is your Twitter-Wood report for September 25, 2009.

Twitter Pic of the Day

bobsaget So many people are judging me and all I've done is find the woman I've always wanted to be with... http://twitpic.com/j3e88

-Bob Saget, Actor/Comedian ("Full House," "America's Funniest Home Videos")

Runner-up

elizadushku http://twitpic.com/j3fkx - Whasup Dollhouse tweeters?!

-Eliza Dushku, Actor ("Dollhouse," "Buffy the Vampire Slayer")

peterfacinelli Finished shooting 1st two eps of Nurse Jackie. Heading back to LA to hug my kids for a minute.

-Peter Facinelli, Actor ("Twilight," "Can't Hardly Wait")

BrianLynch Brett Ratner said product placement must be organic to the story. He then resumed directing CHRIS TUCKER VS. TWIZZLERS.

-Brian Lynch, Writer/Director ("Puss in Boots," "Big Helium Dog")

The "Old Dogs" Saga, Part I: JasonReitman Back on the mixing stage for some fixes.

-Jason Reitman, Writer/Director ("Thank You For Smoking," "Juno")

The "Old Dogs" Saga, Part II: edgarwright @JasonReitman Suggestion. More gorilla noises. Even if there are no apes in the picture. The Old Dogs crowd will lap that s--t up.

-Edgar Wright, Director ("Shaun of the Dead," "Scott Pilgrim vs. the World")

The "Old Dogs" Saga, Part III: edgarwright Just had my knuckles rapped by someone who works for the Old Dogs production company. What did I say? I love me some ape japes! Not guilty x

The "Old Dogs" Saga, Part IV: diablocody @edgarwright I worry that your comments about OLD DOGS will haunt you in the press for years. Like Sienna Miller & "S--ttsburgh."

-Diablo Cody, Writer ("Juno," "Jennifer's Body")

The "Old Dogs" Saga, Part V: edgarwright @diablocody What did I say? He's the bad man (points @jasonreitman)

The "Old Dogs" Saga, Part VI: edgarwright For the record, I never intended to cause ill will with the OLD DOGS people. But lest you think I've gone soft, I'll happily trash talk McG.

The "Old Dogs" Saga, Part VII: JasonReitman @edgarwright So Tapestry Films, the makers of Pay It Forward, The Wedding Planner, Serendipity, Van Wilder, and The Comebacks were upset?

The "Old Dogs" Saga, Part VIII: edgarwright @JasonReitman uh oh Reitman - you're going to get it.

The "Old Dogs" Saga, Part IX: JasonReitman It was merely a question. Just listing their fine list of credits.

The "Old Dogs" Saga, Part X: edgarwright @JasonReitman I think you just paid it backwards.

The "Old Dogs" Saga, Part XI: edgarwright Okay, I am out of here, before @jasonreitman gets us both killed.