Tom Felton Enjoys A Vacation And Denzel Washington Offers Advice In Today's Twitter-Wood

Warmoth is out of town, covering something for @multiplayers. So you Twitter-Wood-ers are stuck with me, your friendly neighborhood MTV Movies Blog editor. My picks aren't usually as structured as Brian's are, and today is no different. Still, there's plenty of fun, funny and fascinating pulled together for you after the jump.

First up is "Harry Potter" star Tom Felton, who's spending some vacation time with Universal Studios and Scrabble. Then we've got "Jennifer's Body" writer Diablo Cody coining a new phrase and Rob Corddry asking a ridiculous question. Also, Kevin Pollak offers a hilariously descriptive rundown of his preparations for a coming colonoscopy. Plus, sound advice from Denzel Washington (take note, Kanye-haters), observations on the female anatomy from Michael Ian Black and "The Office" star Rainn Wilson's steamy night... alone. I'm @geminibros and this is your Twitter-Wood report for September 16, 2009.

Twitter Pic of the Day

hansrodionoff R2C2... As in, I "C" waaaay "2" much! Yikes. http://twitpic.com/hy67c

-Hans Rodionoff, Writer ("Lost Boys: The Tribe," "Man-Thing")

Runner-up

FINALLEVEL http://twitpic.com/hyhvy - Daily Pic: Coco chillin with the True Godfather of the Hip Hop Movement.. What's his name?

-Ice-T, Actor ("Law & Order: SVU," "Leprechaun in the Hood")

robcorddry Quick question: can I breastfeed if I've had implants?

-Rob Corddry, Actor ("W.," "Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay")

TomFelton had an amazing day at universal!! the new hollywood rock it ride is great! absolutely exhausted now...playing scrabble on the balcony...x

-Tom Felton, Actor ("Harry Potter" series)

rainnwilson Seduced myself last night. Resisted my advances but to no avail. I'm that good.

-Rainn Wilson, Actor ("The Office," "Six Feet Under")

diablocody Phone rang just as I was reaching for a pint of Coffee Heath Bar Crunch. Had to take call. Now have confectionary blue balls.

-Diablo Cody, Writer ("Juno," "Jennifer's Body")

kevinpollak Today I must fast & drink a magic elixir that is guaranteed to make me pee out my bottom. It get's better! Tmrw, snaking camera up the tush.

-Kevin Pollak, Actor ("The Usual Suspects," "Willow")

dnzelwashington Just a thought...We all make mistakes It's apart of life But how we make amends & bounce back from the mistakes we make,shows our true color

-Denzel Washington, Actor ("The Taking of Pelham 123," "Training Day")

michaelianblack Funniest body part: Fallopian tubes. Sounds like a water slide at Sesame Place.

-Michael Ian Black, Actor/Writer ("The State," "Michael & Michael Have Issues")