'Machete,' Kristen Bell Gets Hacked And The Uncle Jesse Tattoo Revealed In Today's Twitter-Wood

As you may recall from yesterday's Twitter-Wood, John Stamos called upon one of his Twitter fans to post a photo of his alleged Uncle Jesse-based tattoo. Well today that tweeter responded in kind, and the wrist tattoos are linked to at the top of the report for all to see now.

In other tweets, Robert Rodriguez gleefully celebrated his confirmed actors for "Machete," calling out Jessica Alba and Robert De Niro. As it turns out, the director has his own Twitter fan in Dane Cook, who's read the script. Kristen Bell, meanwhile, claims to have been reading "hacked" tweets coming out of her account. In what may be a related event, Dax Shepard called out a poser using the fake name @IMkristenBeII (note how two upper case i's can resemble two lowercase L's), who tried to break up with him. You can check out all that drama and more below. I'm @brianwarmoth, and this is the Twitter-Wood report for August 27, 2009.

Twitter Pic of the Day:

Uncle Jesse Tattoo pt 1: @JohnStamos @JohnStamos http://twitpic.com/fc1c6 @bobsaget saget! If you get me a date with john, I'll get a saget tattoo-

-John Stamos, Actor ("Full House," "Knots")

Uncle Jesse Tattoo pt 2: @bobsaget Dont...I had 'B-O-B tattoo'd on my butt and the "O" stinks! RT @JohnStamos: saget! If you get me a date with john, I'll get a saget tattoo-

-Bob Saget, Actor ("Madagascar, "Full House")

"Machete" pt 1: @RobertRdz Deniro, Alba, Trejo, Michele Rodriguez, don johnson. Pinch me

-Robert Rodriguez, Director ("Shorts," "Planet Terror")

"Machete" pt 2: @danecook @RobertRdz I loved this script man. Wish I was there RR Just to see your cool hats each day.

-Dane Cook, Actor ("Good Luck Chuck," "Employee of the Month")

@IMKristen Bellguys im not writing some of these tweets- i dont know if my account has been hacked or if thats even possible

-Kristen Bell, Actress ("Forgetting Sarah Marshall," "Veronica Mars")

@daxshepard1 You wish. You couldn't even break up Jon and Kate. RT@IMkristenBeII@ I'm breaking up with you on twitter.

-Dax Shepard, Actor ("Employee of the Month," "Baby Mama")

@SashaGrey To my fans who are cops:please tell your fellow "peace" officers to stop following me for 5 miles just 2 antagonize and get me to f up!

-Sasha Grey, Actress ("The Girlfriend Experience")

@JRichardKelly Sweaty girl at bar (from the front row buying red bull and 6 waters) is clearly in drugs and on college.

-Richard Kelly, Writer/Director ("Donnie Darko," "Southland Tales")

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