‘New Moon’ Trailer Leaks, The French Are To Blame

Why wait until Friday to see the “New Moon” trailer? After all, Perez Hilton has a streaming video of it up right now. It’s sure to be pulled faster than you can say “Bella hearts Edward,” but it’s there. It’s in French, and the sound is le ass, but you can at least watch it.

You know how, in “G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra,” the Eiffel Tower kinda sorta gets destroyed? An act which results in the fantastic quote “the French are pretty upset.” This, my friends, is revenge. We trash their treasured monument in a summer blockbuster, they leak the trailer for one of the most anticipated movies of the year. Am I reach here for the sake of fostering controversy? Maybe. Is it still funny? Absolutely.

Are you going to watch the trailer now? Or are you going to wait until you can see it in a high-quality print with English dialogue?