First we have a list from Christopher Campbell over on SpoutBlog: “10 Actors Who Shouldn’t Do Sex Scenes,” inspired by an Adam Sandler moment in this week’s “Funny People.” A moment which doesn’t bear repeating here. That’s kind of the point with Chris’s list. Not that Sandler makes the 10. He isn’t even in the running, says Chris. I like that “Harry Potter” star Daniel Radcliffe makes the cut. And I agree.
Over on Cinematical, Jenni Miller runs through her favorite movie sex creeps in the blog’s bi-weekly Cinematical Seven column. The list is a big win simply for cramming Julian Sands and Crispin Glover references onto a single page. “Warlock” and “Willard”! Jenni credits Glover’s turn as the Thin Man in “Charlie’s Angels” for his creepy sex appeal, but I prefer his rat-loving introvert from “Willard.” And Sands was “Warlock”’s warlock. They just don’t make movies like that anymore. We’re probably all better off.