Paris Hilton's Tall New Friend And Andy Milonakis On Perez Hilton In Today's Twitter-Wood

Paris HiltonHas the bad economy cramped your vacation plans this summer? Well, today in Twitter-Wood you can feel free to live vicariously through Paris Hilton's trip to Dubai, Fred Durst's continuing adventures in Poland, and Diablo Cody's plans to hit up Dollywood. Did you know that Dollywood was still open? Because I didn't.

There were plenty of follow-up tweets today, too, picking up where we left off with Tom Felton's hair-dying for "Harry Potter and the Deathly Hollows" the collective Twitterverse's reactions to "Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen." Andy Milonakis, meanwhile, get a hat-tip for audio tweet of the day with his personal contribution to the online Perez Hilton/ conversation. I'm @brianwarmoth, and this is the Twitter-Wood report for June 24, 2009.

@babygirlparis - This guy is Huge - Literally HUGE!

-Paris Hilton, Actress ("The Hottie & the Nottie," "House of Wax")

@AndyMilonakis I didn't hit anyone, just words. Perez disses people all day, I took the legal route and dissed him with words.

-Andy Milonakis, Actor ("Waiting...," "Who's Your Caddy?")

@BrianLynch Perez Hilton should file a class action lawsuit against karma.

-Brian Lynch, Writer (”Puss in Boots,” “Big Helium Dog”)

@emmyrossum You're on RT @petewentz @emmyrossum boom roasted dinner this weekend?

-Emmy Rossum, Actress (”Dragonball Evolution,” “The Phantom of the Opera”)

@TomFelton morning all! so they had to dye it 4 times until it was white enough! my patience was wearing thin! all done now and ready to shoot tomorrow

-Tom Felton, Actor (”Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince,” “Anna and the King”)

@Glinner Very much enjoyed not going to see 'Transformers 2' today. Did I prefer it to not seeing 'Pearl Harbour'? Too close to call!

-Graham Linehan, Writer ("Hello, Friend," "Father Ted")

@diablocody I am going to Dollywood in less than three weeks.

-Diablo Cody, writer (”Juno,” “United States of Tara”)

@freddurst Our bus is parked directly next to a skatepark and I don't have my board. Any fan in Poland that brings me one will get all access asap. :)

-Fred Durst, Musician/Director (”The Longshots,” “The Education of Charlie Banks”)

@PaperHeartMovie Update: Took my fish to the dentist. His mouth is numb: -CY (barfing)

-Charlyne Yi, Actress/Writer (”Semi-Pro,” “Paper Heart”)

@michaelianblack Soup is future food because it's two states of matter at the same time. Probably causes cancer.

-Michael Ian Black, Actor/Writer (”The State,” “Wet Hot American Summer”)