Remember when your parents told you that a person's true beauty is found on the inside? Well, Paris Hilton thinks that's, like, stupid. In "The Hottie and the Nottie," the heiress will play the target of Joel David Moore's affections, with the mission being that before the magic happens, he must find a date for her "ugly" best friend. Hollywood: 1, Self-Esteem of Teen Girls Everywhere: 0. Watch the trailer below, check out the absurd poster after the jump, and then click here for more of the week's newest trailers.