Rainn Wilson Wants To Be An Alcoholic Ninja

Really, the best reason for this post is to show off Rainn Wilson’s look in his upcoming film, “The Rocker.” And yes, there’s some movie news here too I suppose.

“I’m writing a movie for [director] Jason Reitman,” the star of “The Office” told us. “It’s called ’Bonzai Shadowhands’ and I play a down and out alcoholic ninja,” he said with a straight face. Wilson has handed in a first draft of the script and says he hopes to start shooting it next summer. Oh and he insists his obsession with ninjas is not sexual. Riiiiight.