Snooki and her son Lorenzo at the site of many future family memories.
Nicole Polizzi and Jionni LaValle might be most at home in Jionni’s parents’ basement, but now that their 1-year-old son Lorenzo is getting bigger, the young couple’s ascending to the ground level…and then some! Yup, Snionni — who’ve been shacking up in a Jersey Shore summer rental on the current season of “Snooki & JWOWW” — will soon own a house of their own, and in a photo that the guidette tweeted straight from the place’s construction site, it’s clear that she and her man are starting to keep up with the Joneses. WE CALL GUEST BEDROOM #2!
“At our house! We can’t wait!” Snooki tweeted alongside a pic of her holding little Lorenzo in the air. The two are surrounded by dirt, crumpled tarps and scattered scraps of lumber, but HAVE SOME IMAGINATION, PEOPLE! To the left: a potentially perfect reading nook/war zone! Behind them: a kitchen that’d make the Barefoot Contessa jealous. And, yes, below them…a basement in which ’Enzo will one day grow old. A mother never lets her firstborn leave the nest…
Photo courtesy of @Snooki