We're absolutely thrilled that longtime couple Jenni Farley and Roger Mathews are expecting their first child, though had "Snooki & JWOWW" fans been taking Roger's recent complaints of forced celibacy seriously, y'all would have never guessed it would happen. Sounds like the guy's been exaggerating a wee bit about the lackluster state of his sex life, as his fiancé has argued in the past, and in this sneak peek of the next episode, Roger tries to squeeze some more pity out of the ol' "Jersey Shore" crew.
"If you asked me to draw a sketch of Jenni's vagina right now, I couldn't do it," Roger claims over dinner at Snooki and Jionni's summer rental, drawing chuckles from Sammi and Ronnie. He says that he's tried to be more romantic per his girlfriend's request, but even a French dinner crafted from scratch earned him nothing more than a fist bump. And, to add insult to injury, Roger's venting suddenly puts Snooki and Jionni in the mood for some lovin', and the couple disappears upstairs to their jealous pal's dismay. No sympathy here, Rog!
Check out the clip, and tune in for two back-to-back episodes of "Snooki & JWOWW" on Tuesday, January 7 at 10/9c!