Thanks to MTV2’s “Guy Court,” no true “Guy Code” violation will ever go unpunished. But though we trust the honorable Judge Donnell Rawlings to pass out fair rulings, the American justice system lets a peer jury dictate a defendant’s fate, so each week we’re holding all potential “Code” criminals to the same standard with a heavy dose of “Street Justice.” Check out the latest case below.
Carly Aquilino and Chris Distefano are famous for their adorable cross-“Code” coupling, but even the most envy-inducing relationships aren’t perfect. For instance, Carly was so fed up with Chris’ appletini obsession that she took him to “Guy Court,” accusing him of being a total embarrassment at the bar.
When Chris shared his shameless love of sweet cocktails, his girlfriend warned that as long as he keeps drinking Sex on the Beach, he won’t be having any. After pleading her case — which included testimony that Chris isn’t above asking people to buy fruity bevvies for him — Judge Donnell found him guilty of being a sissy, and sentenced him to the stocks. Were all those daiquiris really worth it, Chris?
While it’s true that women typically prefer cosmos to a bourbon on the rocks, does that mean dudes shouldn’t get a chance to dip into their sugary goodness? In this week’s “Street Justice,””Girl Code” comedienne Quinn Marcus talks to a few New Yorkers who have a lot to say on the subject — check out The People’s verdict below, and tune in to MTV2 every Wednesday at 11/10c for more “Guy Court.”
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