There are too many moments in life when someone -- be it a stranger, your frenemy or even your grandma -- insults you (intentionally or not) to the point of insurmountable irritation, and rather than sass them right back with a silencing quip, you blank on what to say. Hours later, your brain is bombarded with a million jabs you coulda/shoulda/woulda doled out if only the cat hadn't feasted on your tongue when you needed it most -- but tragically, the time for disparagement has passed, and you remain relegated to fantasizing a scenario in which you verbally berate the person who made you feel so small.
Okay, maybe we're being a little dramatic, but WE KNOW you've been there. And it's the pits. Which is why we're extending a special service to you, our dear lady friends, throughout this week that will ensure you're not speechless the next time you fall victim to a passive-aggressive dig or outright rude slight: the "Girl Code" Comeback of the Day, provided by the very sharp-witted comedienne, Jessimae Peluso. With these prepared zingers, you'll never seek closure again.
For today's Comeback, Jessimae has just the response for a boss who
can't won't look you in the eye. Get out your notepads...
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