If you’ve mastered the art of shielding your eyes through gruesome movie or TV scenes, you are hereby out of luck. The Internet’s GIF phenomenon means there’s no more squinting until it’s over — because it never is! — and each week, we’ll put the most dry heave-inducing “Teen Wolf” moments on loop, just in time for lunch. So grab hold of that bib and enjoy our latest “Teen Wolf” Snackable!
Thanks to last night’s episode of “Teen Wolf,” “Killing Me Softly With His Song” has now seen a literal translation, and just in time for that much-needed midday meal! Only minutes after Jennifer Blake was revealed to be the evil Darach, her latest killing spree found its third philosopher victim, when an over-tuned piano key snapped and the wire shot upward, slashing clear across the BHHS piano teacher’s neck and sent her flying off the bench into a pool of her own blood.
Of course, gruesome carnage has become commonplace for Jennifer’s violent sacrifices, but this one was the first to see an entire audience, thanks to it happening in the middle of a concert — one to commemorate all the other deaths in Beacon Hills, at that. Isn’t it ironic? And, while Allison looked pretty perturbed by the sight of the slit throat, don’t let it get to you. Just pretend the thick liquid that erupted from her jugular is the bit of ketchup your bland burger is calling out for. Bon appétit!
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