Carly Aquilino And Chris Distefano: A Cross-'Code' Vision Of Love [Photos]


Carly Aquilino and Chris Distefano show us what true love looks like!

The philosophies posed by "Guy Code" and "Girl Code" are worlds apart, but in the middle of the dissent is a perfectly lewd, crude and downright charming union between comedians Chris Distefano and Carly Aquilino: experts on sluts, proper deuce-dropping etiquette and, evidently, dating. Carly confirmed to her Twitter following recently that she and her fellow talking head have been together for about a year, and suddenly, upon closer inspection, their collective social media timelines read like a romance novel (but, you know, one in which armpit sniffing is more rampant than flowery declarations of love).

Lately, Chris and Carly's couply routine has been especially noticeable, culminating in a recent trip to California via first class (in which they fully admit they DO NOT belong). And between pulling wedgies in public and chronicling their fast food visits, it's easy to see that they always stray away from any "Code" violations, like posting a bajillion smooching selfies. These two may just have the secrets to a perfect relationship all figured out.

Check out some of their adorable photo updates, and watch the clip below in which they explain the ins and outs of texting, farting and cash-flow as a committed couple. Listen up, you could learn a thing or two!


No selfie is complete without the judgmental stare of your one and only!

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Photos courtesy of @ChrisDComedy and @CarlyAquilino