Zach Stone is very, very serious about becoming famous, and he's so close to the dream he can almost taste it. He's also really close, in physical range, to one of our co-workers, who's peeing in the office urinal while Zach discusses his personal influences in the interview clip below.
"I mean, think about it, she went from playing cute on television for 12-year-old girls to making edgy, sexually rebellious songs for 12-year-old girls," the self-proclaimed "pre-celebrity" gushes of one particularly inspirational star, Miley Cyrus, right before an MTV employee (who shall remain nameless, lest we want a urinal cake smashed in our face) casually sidles up to the porcelain god originally kept out of the camera frame, and rather impressively, experiences not a hint of stage fright.
Transforming a bathroom into a studio isn't the worst DIY idea we've ever heard, but sadly, the curly-headed gentleman robbed of his peeing privacy isn't amused, and finds no solace in the fact that one day, mark these words, "Zach Stone Is Gonna Be Famous." Maybe try the office pantry next time, kid.
Tune in to the "Zach Stone Is Gonna Be Famous" series premiere on May 2 at 10:30/9:30c.
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