Lighting Up At The Altar Or Wrestling With A Stiffy: Which 'FAIL' Was Most Successful?


"If you've ever tweeted about being cool, posted a drunk photo online or have ever been paid to sit in a bathtub full of noodles, we are on to you."

Pfft, that's all child's play, Hasan Minhaj. On tonight's "Failosophy," we were overwhelmed by how incompetent some humans can be, and from a guy who was surprised that his lit firecracker exploded, to someone who asked "Who is best pony?" to no one in particular, there wasn't a single sign of intelligence to be found -- just how we like it. Still, there were three heavy-hitters that left us hanging our heads in shame.

First, a serious reefer lover admitted that he and his friends toked up in a church at 2 a.m. because they couldn't find a decent alternative. Naturally, they got busted while getting high at the altar. Not exactly God's work. Next, a wrestler seemed to be all out of prayers when a pre-match kiss got him so excited that he popped a boner in his skin-tight front of the entire crowd. Yikes! At least he wasn't nude at the time, which can't be said for our final FAILer who went skinny dipping in a neighbor's pool, only to be caught by the family's kids. Naked and wet ain't the best look for that, girl.

Tell us: Of the three cringe-worthy finalists, which #FAIL stood above the rest this week?

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