Hunky dory has officially left the building, ladies and gents. Though the "Real World: Portland" housemates are not even a week into their Pacific Northwest adventure, cracks are already forming in their new relationships -- specifically between Jordan and Jessica. In this sneak peek of the next episode, the Southern belle's breakdown over her ex-boyfriend's email has Jordan thisclose to calling her out for being overly dramatic. To your corners!
"I do not care that you're crying over a boy that you broke up with three weeks before coming out here," Jordan says of having to watch Jessica tear up. "No one cares!" Jessica says she's upset because the email is full of raw emotion that James, her ex, never demonstrated in person, but as far as Jordan is concerned, there are plenty more hipster fish in the sea, and Jessica should cut her losses and move on. "That was like somebody died-type crying," he says to Marlon while the girls try to comfort Jess.
+ Think Jessica has a right to be so upset? Check out the clip below, and tune in to the next all-new "Real World," Wednesday at 10/9c!
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