'Real World' Spy Cam: Daisy The Dog Laments That She Feels 'Fat, Ugly And Slow'

"Real World: Portland" is just around the corner, but you don't have to wait until the March 27th premiere to get acquainted with the new cast. Remote Control was granted exclusive access to the house Confessional during the eight strangers' stay in the Northwest, and we'll be rolling out choice video sneaks every Wednesday and Friday for your viewing pleasure. Check out the latest Spy Cam clip below!

Just as sure as there's always one hyper-confident a-hole in every "Real World" house, there's also an insecure wallflower with humility to spare. This season, Portland will find its softest voice in its canine tenant, Daisy, and sadly, she's just not adjusting to life in the Northwest as quickly as her owners might be.

"I feel ugly and slow, and I don't like it!" Daisy laments in the new Spy Cam clip below. "I really don't like it." Aww, but she's as cute as a button! We're sure after a quick brewery tour or cup of locally grown coffee she'll be just fine. Or, you know, once she finds a nice pair of shoes to chew on...

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