All parents want the best for their kids, and Snooki & JWOWW know exactly how to ensure their future children's lives are perfect: They need to be conceived on the same night, born on the same day and ultimately recite vows to one another in front of an ordained minister. The two pals can't believe how far they've come from their baby-hating days as they map out their hypothetical kiddos' lives in the sneak peek of tonight's new episode.
"I used to not like babies, just because they were loud and they would never stop crying," Snooki says after she's caught smiling at a little boy in a restaurant. "But now I love babies." Jenni agrees, saying she's going to have baby fever the second she starts trying. Snooki urges Jenni to slow her roll, though, and keep the master plan in mind. "I wanna have sex the same night, so we can, like, have our due dates close to each other," Snooki explains, adding that the two resultant kids will be responsible for uniting the Polizzi and Farley clans once and for all. No pressure, though!
Check out the video, and tune in to an all-new "Snooki & JWOWW" tonight at 10/9c!
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