A motherly glow is always alluring, but let's be honest: It doesn't hold a candle to the bronze gleam of a fake bake. After spending nearly a year without stepping foot inside a tanning salon, new mom Snooki finally decides it's time to pepper her pale complexion in the "Snooki & JWOWW" bonus scene below. Jionni also gave up his faux-glow when Snooki became pregnant (an extension of sympathy pain?), so Snooks insists they should make a date of their reunion with UV lamps. True love...
"I haven't tanned in nine months!" Snooki says, until Jionni reminds her that it's probably been longer. "It's a sin!" Though we know this story ultimately has a happy ending, it's a little unnerving to consider that Nicole Polizzi's future might have been so...pasty. Thankfully, Jionni's right by her side to see her through to the dark(er) side, because if love isn't shoving your one and only into a fluorescent coffin, then we simply don't know what is.
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