Don't Try This At Home: 'BUCKWILD' Water Slides, Motorbikes And Cheating Chicks

"WARNING: This show features wild and crazy behavior that could result in serious personal injury or property damage. MTV and the producers insist that no one attempt to recreate or re-enact any activity performed." Sound familiar? Each week, Remote Control is bringing you the most insane stunts pulled on "BUCKWILD" to serve as a warning to impressionable young souls: Don't try this at home. Especially the following...

DON'T opt for the DIY water slide. Apparently it gets pretty hot down in The Holler, so Shain and the gang skipped the dump truck pool and went straight for a makeshift water slide comprised of a tarp and dish soap. No Slip 'N Slide for these kids--Ashley nearly broke her legs lubing up the tarp with a bottle of Dawn. If you insist on being crafty in your backyard, just don't slide down some foamy plastic using a bedroom mattress. Especially if it belongs to Anna.

DON'T ride a motorbike...without a helmet. Probably because Tyler has no facial hair, Shain and Joey made it their mission to turn the pretty boy into a bona fide "BUCKWILD" man. It's essential for every man to learn how to ride a dirt bike, so the boys went at it on a muddy incline where Tyler nearly lost a limb. Shain's dad made a rare appearance, scolding the boys for not wearing helmets. Geez, ol' man, don't you know that helmets are only used for rolling down hills in tires?

DON'T hit on a girl when her much larger boyfriend is standing right there. Could Karma be bad karma for couples? (*cough* SamRon! *cough*) When the crew ventured out to a hyperglow party at Club Karma, things got rowdy after Tyler hit on a chick with a boyfriend. Said chick, Brittney, didn't seem to care, as she was bound and determined to go home with her brand-new "BUCKWILD" buddies. But her giant angry BF clearly wasn't having it, if his excessive use of the F-word was any indication.

Tune in for more "BUCKWILD" insanity Thursday at 10/9c!

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