Say what you want about our Snooks (or, actually, if you don’t have anything nice to say, how about you STFU?), but, with all of the fame and fortune she’s acquired since “Jersey Shore” made her a bonafide star back in 2009, the girl’s never strayed from her roots. The only thing that’s gone to her head in the past few years is her hair color, which she seems to change as often as Lorenzo’s diapers. We suppose that’s why her baby shower self-admittedly fell short of her dreams during tonight’s “Snooki & JWOWW” premiere. Sure, she flexed a gracious smile the whole way through–even after her cuticles were raw from unwrapping a bazillion gifted breast pumps–but in the clip below from our first “Tea Time with Snooki & JWOWW” after show of the season, Nicole confesses that she would have enjoyed the shindig better if it had been a little more laid back. “All in all, it was gorgeous, but I just wished I changed a few things,” she tells her co-star. “Too classy.”
Makes sense now why the guidette didn’t want to valet park her car at the country club. “I don’t consider myself rich,” she says in the video. “When I think of rich, I think of snobby. When I valet my car, I just feel like I’m being ’too good’ to park my own car, and I’m not.” Jenni 100 percent agrees, also noting how annoying it is to dine at fancy restaurants that overwhelm patrons with silverware. “When you sit down at an uppity place, and there’s multiple forks and knives and spoons. It’s like, which one do you go for?” Jenni muses. (Vivian Ward feels your pain!) It goes without saying, our ironic tea set was not a hit. Sorry, ladies, next time we promise to go with leopard print…and vodka!
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