Maci Bookout Wants People's Sexiest Man Alive For Christmas

But what would we call them? Manning? Chaci? 

All Maci Bookout wants for Xmas? The ridiculously ripped star of "Magic Mike," for one. Get in line, girl! "#5ThingsOnMyChristmasList : Channing Tatum, A Tattoo, A Vacation, A higher bulls**t tolerance, and my own starbucks maker," tweeted the "Teen Mom" star recently. Surprisingly absent from her holiday wish list: designer duds. Guess Bentley's mom, who has been posting their mommy-and-me matching looks, prefers to spoil her fashionista-in-training instead.

We hope Maci's sitting down for this...but scoring this year's Sexiest Man Alive may be a long shot. For starters, the chiseled beefcake is married! (Cue the sound of hearts breaking everywhere.) But at least some of her wants are within reach. As one of her followers pointed out, "@MaciBookoutMTV idk about all that crap but you can get your own starbucks maker!!" If only snagging Channing--and a higher BS tolerance--could be so easy. May we suggest the "Magic Mike" DVD instead? That's the Channing gift of abs that keeps on giving.

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