If she had nowhere to be this past Tuesday, SHE’S TOO YOUNG FOR YOU, BRO! If he’s copy-cattin’ your new kicks, that’s some SWACKIN’! And now, if you’re creepin’ at the club while already wifed up, that’s a case of some SNEAKY DICKENS!
Mike’s flirty behavior–only days after establishing an official relationship with Paula–earned him credit for the latest induction into the “Jersey Shore” slangtionary, and after Ronnie, Pauly D and JWOWW all uttered the term, it could never, ever be forgotten. Consider it the “pre-cheat!”
“Mike is a super-Sneaky Dickens because he does everything you’re not supposed to do when you have a girlfriend!” Ronnie observed after his pal started chatting, dancing and touching women who…well, weren’t Paula. So that mouth-to-ear conversation? Sneaky Dickens. Bucketfuls of suggestive innuendo? For sure a case of the S’y Ds. And if you let a woman grind up and down your exposed torso, you are the Sneaky Dickens living-and-breathing poster child. LOCK IT UP.
See if you’re a card-carrying member of the Sneaky Dickens club in this video from the latest episode:
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