Few can resist the urge to jump up and boogie when Whitney Houston’s “I Wanna Dance With Somebody” starts pumping through a sound system’s speakers, but Seaside Heights’ drivers were more inclined to honk their horns on tonight’s “Jersey Shore” when Deena covered the song in the middle of the street. The meatball caught the cut-a-rug bug while insanely drunk, and when police noticed her disrupting traffic, they slapped on the cuffs. At the time of the arrest, Deena appeared wildly confused as to why she was hauled off, but looking back on the afternoon in the “Jersey Shore Hook-up” clip below, she now has more of a handle on why she got “into trouble.”
“I woke up drunk, didn’t eat and just kept drinking,” D explains, and says that through multiple rounds of new meatball auditions, trying to win a replacement yoga ball and pounding shots with any companion she could find, she was overcome with a case of the blues. “I was like, ’Cool, look at me. I’m by myself, I’m drinking alone. I’m really sad! Like, this is a sad story,'” she recalls. Nevertheless, she can finally laugh at herself. “It really was ridiculous.”
+ Check out the video below, and tell us if you think Deena’s solo dance party warranted some time behind bars.
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