It's like your parents always said: You can't work at the Shore Store forever.
With the final season of "Jersey Shore" premiering Thursday, the realization has set in for the cast that a new gig is in order, but luckily, most of them already have their hands full. Snooki's a mom, JWOWW's a blushing bride-to-be and Pauly D's pulling in the big bucks as a professional DJ. "The Situation" has even got his own comic book series, as well as aspirations to continue on the reality TV train.
When the jacked guido recently sat down with Ryan Seacrest, he mentioned putting his hat in the ring for "The Bachelor." And while he's too late to audition for the new season ("Bachelorette" runner-up Sean Lowe has been picked), we don't hate the idea. A permanent fixture in the Seaside Heights' Smush Room, the guy's certainly got what it takes to charm the pants off of multiple girls at a time. The only catch: Show producers may have to order extra Fantasy Suite keys.
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